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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5074 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 4060 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.