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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7858 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.