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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8538 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.
