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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8459 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.