π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7513 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.