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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7954 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.