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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Towns Built: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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