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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4251 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5937 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!
