yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2236
Divine Spears Created: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Star Shards Collected: 194

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 910 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 495 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mines Excavated: 3330
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7052 Magic Items Found: 4031
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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