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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5074 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 228806 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.
Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.
