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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6292 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5914 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.
Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.
