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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4382 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 364612 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
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