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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7397 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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