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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1593 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8072 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
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