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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9881 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
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