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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2617 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
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