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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 608 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.
our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).
join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.