come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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