Redstone Panic – Keep Calm and Craft On | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	3451
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	87334

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ores Mined:	1094	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5352	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Alien Abductions:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6