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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4150 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4084 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it got the russians calling the pentagon, bruh. they like, “yo, we got this mysterious plot happening in this minecraft server, we need backup!” and the pentagon is all like, “say no more, we got this.”
you gotta join this server, man. there’s like, secret missions and stuff. you gotta decode clues and find hidden treasures. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.
plus, the russians are involved, so you know it’s gonna be wild. they’re probably trying to steal diamonds or something. but don’t worry, we got your back. join the server and help us save the day!
