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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9419 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it got the russians calling the pentagon, bruh. they like, “yo, we got this mysterious plot happening in this minecraft server, we need backup!” and the pentagon is all like, “say no more, we got this.”
you gotta join this server, man. there’s like, secret missions and stuff. you gotta decode clues and find hidden treasures. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.
plus, the russians are involved, so you know it’s gonna be wild. they’re probably trying to steal diamonds or something. but don’t worry, we got your back. join the server and help us save the day!
