Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Farms Harvested: 203 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2407 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3470 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Farms Harvested: 354 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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