Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 167
Astral Projections Made: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 6817

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mines Excavated: 3779
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Dimension Hops: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 270 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magic Items Found: 4833

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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