Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PuppyVacayNoWay

    PuppyVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

    Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

    So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyPoundsLost

    CraftyPoundsLost
    Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

    Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server
    u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Enchantments Applied: 200
    Animals Bred: 49 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

    KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

    you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

    if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

    Deep Sea Tubeworms Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

    but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

    join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 New Chunks Explored: 51646
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magic Items Found: 1823
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Emeralds Found: 8810
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DupeLeo

    DupeLeo

    DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • cojis galaxy

    cojis galaxy

    A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2193

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

    Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]
    Server Name The Sildaris Wilds
    Version 1.20.1
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    Overview

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

    FAQ

    What is the theme of the server?

    The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

    What can players do on the server?

    Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

    Are there any upcoming updates or events?

    We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

    Is there a unique economy system on the server?

    Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Country Doctors Minecraft Server

    Country Doctors Minecraft Server
    Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Villages Defended: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1536 Void Armor Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EvilCrafters United

    EvilCrafters United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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