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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5741 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 4069 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
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