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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2897 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
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