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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9610 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
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