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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9004 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
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