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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7149 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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