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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1465 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 135 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
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