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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1543 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
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