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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7189 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 303 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1910 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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