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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8113 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
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