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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1710 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
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