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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3284 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
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