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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1312 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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