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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 607 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
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