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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9847 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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