RedditorFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Items Found:	1999	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	131
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	4012	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	117
Dragon Eggs Found:	6378	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mines Excavated:	4694
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	126	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org