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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	200
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

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GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	9879

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ores Mined:	2499	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1948
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Mines Excavated:	3124	Dragon Eggs Found:	4143
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Enchantments Applied:	201
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4962
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
New Chunks Explored:	834089	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	4356
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs