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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Farms Harvested:	836
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	797
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

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MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ores Mined:	3512	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

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Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

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Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	77	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1999	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Votes:	1592
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

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SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3796
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8362
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ores Mined:	3905
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

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Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

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YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Star Shards Collected:	137
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	1641	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	9014
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magic Items Found:	7651
Players Killed by Monsters:	416	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz