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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

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Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Animals Bred:	177
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	732
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1111
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	954654
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragons Tamed:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Votes:	2221	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Emeralds Found:	830	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Void Gems Collected:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	9152	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

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Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchantments Applied:	218	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz