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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4924 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!