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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1878 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!