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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9114 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!