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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5596 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 228 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!