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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3238 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 1512 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!