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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4276 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!