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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9493 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2819 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!