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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3388 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8699 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!